Funky16Corners (Free subscription) | yesterday
... a crap, but I figured it couldn't hurt to put the idea out there again, to paraphrase the great George Carlin , I’m putting on my beret and going down to the rally “ Another Raisin for Peace ”. Casting my good will into the Tao, making another small ripple in the great pond – AND – you get to listen to James Brown dropping science (though he was heralding the post-Nixonian arrival...
TravelPod.com Recent Updates (Free subscription) | 05/15/2008
Jump to the full entry & travel map New York City, New York, United States George Carlin's Views on Aging Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions. "How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half,...
Why Don't We Get Drunk and Blog? (Free subscription) | 05/15/2008
... about mourning dead celebrities. But two people who will make me a little sad when they die are George Carlin and Gene Wilder . ----------- Remember Stephen , the crazy Irishman from Braveheart? Did you know that's the same guy in The Departed who is part of Costello's crew? The guy who tells his mother he's going to be late for supper? Fitzy? Same guy . ----------- Can anyone do...
Brilliant at Breakfast (Free subscription) | 05/15/2008
... Michigan who died while serving in the Army because there was nothing else for him to do. I think George Carlin had the right idea: I wonder what all the people who voted for George W. Bush because he was "a guy you'd want to have a beer with"; the people who think Barack Obama is "arrogant" because he's a black guy in a pinstripe suit who dares to think, who's "arrogant" enough...
Small Business Trends (Free subscription) | 05/15/2008
Five years ago this month my friend Michael Thomas and I started a company that included the word “CRM” in it. Thinking back on it now, I don't know what the heck we were thinking. Most small business folks back then didn't even know what CRM was. The ones that did, well, let's just say they didn't have a positive word to say about it … in fact the words they did use are on that list George...
AdScam/The Horror! (Free subscription) | 05/14/2008
I'm sorry about my golf phobia... Yeah, I'm with George Carlin here, in believing it's all a giant wank fest... But the hot news today that the Royal Bank of Scotland is pumping several gazzillion dollars into the bottomless pit...
Bloglines (Free subscription) | 05/14/2008
Croncast - From Cool to Cul De Sac (Free subscription) | 05/14/2008
... Penny-SILLY PUTTY-Crayola Factory-image #7 Current bid: $0.99 on eBay Napalm and Silly Putty by George Carlin (2001) Current bid: $1.99 on eBay See all 25 silly putty items on eBay. Tags: silly putty classified ads sub division consortium
Florida Progressive Coalition Blog (Free subscription) | 05/14/2008
... facing America if the institution of marriage is redefined and cast aside. A few years back, George Carlin had a routine where he described that when listening to someone speak you can say to yourself, “he sounds reasonably okay,” which is how Wicker started out. Then, all of a sudden, the person will say something that will lead you to the realization that the person is “full of...
back-report.com (Free subscription) | 05/14/2008
I got drunk, drove under the influence, visited a strip club, got lucky, and heard every one of George Carlin's seven words you can never say on television at least twice--and that was only during the first 90 minutes of playing the game.
Appscout.com (Free subscription) | 05/14/2008
I got drunk, drove under the influence, visited a strip club, got lucky, and heard every one of George Carlin's seven words you can never say on television at least twice--and that was only during the first 90 minutes of playing the game.
Baseball Toaster (Free subscription) | 05/13/2008
The Yankees looked flatter than George Carlin's ass last night in a 7-1 loss in Tampa Bay. The Rays--led by spark plug Jonny Gomes, who was seemingly everwhere, running, sliding, high-fiving, all with a cloud of dust around him--looked like the varsity squad, while the Yanks appeared sluggish and old.
composite drawlings (Free subscription) | 05/12/2008
... (not to be mistaken for Henry Cabot Henhouse III ), Indra Devi , Howard K. Smith , Tom Snyder , George Carlin , Mary Kay Ash , Julius Rosenberg , Cesar Milan , Katherine Hepburn and Ian Dury . If you don't share that cake, that's a waste! Happy birthday!
Comedy Central Insider (Free subscription) | 05/12/2008
George Carlin turns 71 today. Make sure you honor him by using the words shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits as often as possible. Just sprinkle them into normal conversations. For example, instead of saying, "Good morning, Monsignor,"...
Sin City (Free subscription) | 05/12/2008
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. -George Carlin Where does it end? Or better yet, when does it begin going down again? Well, the answer to both questions is, probably, that it won't ever do either. For all that really matters, your budget is under the authoritarian rule of oil. In [...]
