When he was 12 and growing up in Morningside Heights, George Carlin would overhear phrases from neighborhood toughs such as “longhair f***ing music p****” and “burly loudmouthed c*********,” and loved them so much he kept them in a notebook. Thus be...
Last Words A Memoir By George Carlin with Tony Hendra (Free Press; 294 pages; $26.99) He surfed atop a stand-up comedy tsunami for almost 50 years, mastering all its forms - television, stage, publishing, everything except his ultimate youthful ambition of...
There are comedians that I think are not funny. Yet because of certain roles or events, they are forever deemed funny. For example I don't think Eddie Murphy is funny. I think he's a good actor, and I've enjoyed his movies, but I don't find him really funny. His stand up special was pretty funny about 20 years ago, but what have you done for me lately? I do not think Robin Williams is funny. I did...
Mamacita says: What’s that? STUPIDITY? How intensely politically incorrect! Gotta love something that’s politically incorrect! Well, I do, anyway. Euphemisms are for the weak. Euphemisms cheapen our language, and draw our attention away from important things. 1. Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. — Albert [...]
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Each week Entertainment Weekly reviews a small selection of popular new books. Titles available for the Kindle reviewed in the November 20th issue include: Last Words , by George Carlin with Tony Hendra. Free Press. MEMOIR. EW's slant: "...at turns biting and touching and often both". Amazon customer rating: 5 stars (6 reviews). Kindle edition $12.95. Text-to-Speech: Enabled. "As one...
i just watched this .. again.. it is very funny..! (and gets five stars ..and has had over 6 million views) his rendition of the ten commandments .. down to one.. ..is also worth seeking out.. in fact..anything by george carlin is worth seeking out.. go to source/story> > YouTube - George Carlin - Religion is bullshit.
“ The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years...
George Carlin passed away into the godless void last year. But, with Last Words, readers get another chance to peer into the life and mind of perhaps the best comic to have graced the stage. Carlin was, in many ways, the successor to Lenny Bruce (who considered him a protege of sorts). And the argument could be made that Carlin even surpassed his mentor through the sheer breadth of his intellect and...
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Tonight, I've been musing about the difference having the right name can make. Entertainers and writers often take a nom de plume, and it seems to be beyond dispute that having the right name can make all the difference, no matter what one's line of work may be. And it's funny, sometimes, the names that gravitate to certain professions. I recall seeing, for example, a sign...
From The CC Insider… George Carlin is known for his strong political views, taking a particularly strong stance against Reagan in his 1988 HBO special George Carlin: What Am I Doing in New Jersey. So it might come as a surprise to some that the long-haired comedian was once a conservative Republican. In the new Carlin autobiography [...]
Black, Lewis. On How America Isn't Number #1 ( Lewis Black on Broadway excerpt: Youtube Video posted April 15, 2007) Bruce, Lenny. "A Thinking Man's Comedian." (A Compilation posted on YouTube : September 2008) Buffy vs Edward (Twilight Remixed) (Remix: Jonathan McIntosh, June 19, 2009) Carlin, George. American Double Standard . ---. Baseball vs. Football . ---. "It's Called the American...
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