The folks from Funny or Die (FOD) have done it again. With the help of the intimidating actor and soccer player Vinnie Jones , they've made this hilarious (and not PG) weight loss spoof. As humorous as the horribly wrong systems such as the Shake Weight and ThighGlider , I think the FOD folks might be on to something with their Attack Cardio system. As Jones himself says: "Nothing burns calories...
It’s been good while it lasted but I’m afraid I’m temporarily closing this blog. Through work commitments and having a recent writing blockage I have decided to cease to write for the time being. Hopefully when our new pups arrive which will be in the New Year it will inspire me to take up the writing again. So for the time being adios and thanks to all readers who have taken time...
Guy Ritchie. Jason Statham. Vinnie Jones. For this trio of sheer, unadulterated awesome, 'Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' was either a debut, or a sophomore feature. It's funny how time has flown...
Actually, the only other news I could find out there that's, well, not better, but at least insane, is that the "Jackass" crew may be back again in 2010 ... and this time in 3-D. So far, Henry Selick's "Coraline" is the only flick that I thought really took true advantage of the 3-D technology as more than a gimmick to retain movie viewers, which it almost always is to me. Despite...
You've been demanding it. Yes, true believers, Season Three of Chuck finally has a start date. NBC today announced that Chuck will return on Sunday, January 10th with two back-to-back episodes (comprising an awesome two hour season premiere). But that's not all. Chuck will then be back the following night (January 11th) with a brand-new episode in its regular timeslot of Mondays at 8 pm ET/PT. (Whew....
British tough guy VINNIE JONES is embroiled in a tax probe over an alleged $205,000 (128,000) debt.The actor's company, Vinnie Jones Enterprises Ltd, is said to owe...
Some of you may remember Elizabeth Lambert as the UNM soccer player who's half Vinnie Jones and half Bill Laimbeer. Well now she's taken it up a notch, with what might be the biggest heel-turn in sports since the Honky-Tonk Man. In yesterday's New York Times Lambert claimed that she's the real victim. Victim of what? Pretty much everything. A brief summary of people who have done Lambert wrong: * The...
Print: Good - Sound: Good - Label: Columbia Tristar- Year: 2000 - Cover: Good - Format: 1.85:1 - Length: 1h39m/1h36m - Before: Yes on VHS - Again: Yes - Price: £3 (years ago) - Rating: 7/10. Snatch is about a diamond heist gone very wrong! In the heart of Londons gangland, two novice unlicensed boxing promotors, Turkish ( Jason Statham ) and Tommy ( Stephen Graham ) are pushed into organising...
(click poster to purchase poster) additional posters available - click here Year One (2009) [R] | Released On: 6/19/2009 | | Length: 97 minutes | | official web site | | preview trailer | Directed by: Harold Ramis (The Ice Harvest) Screenplay By: Harold Ramis (Analyze That) and Gene Stupnitsky (“The Office”) and Lee Eisenberg ("The Mind of the Married Man") Based on the Book,...
Elizabeth Lambert, a defender on the University of New Mexico's women's soccer team, has been suspended indefinitely for playing too violently. This Newsy video looks at how the media are reporting her actions. Transcript here. COMMENTS Vinnie Jones would be...
Summary: Disgraced ex-England leade (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two guard officers. Whilst in jail, he doesn't recieve any favours by reason of of his lio rank in the outer field. He is impossible fixed and abundant prisoners interminably volley assault him with insults for letting blue his motherland in a pivotal World Cup game. He keeps his nut blue and has the...
Storyline: Car robbery in Long Beach went low 47% when Randall 'Memphis' Raines walked elsewhere from the growth. He gets dragged encourag into it by way of domineering the enterprise his kinsman Kip screwed up for stolen-car intermediary Raymond Calitri: lift 50 foreign cars and hold them on a by way of ship by way of 8 AM Friday morning, and he got this dispatch on a Monday. With Calitri forbidding...