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The Lost Scrolls (Free subscription) | 03/06/2008
... and they let me pass the third time only because they were tired of seeing me dragging my sorry carcass along the corridors of the Faculty of Wizardry. It was the language, ye ken. Spells are in Latin, and this is a language I doubt even the Romans were able to speak correctly. But well, I passed, Latin or no. So, I went out of the University Main Building with this yellowish piece of paper,...
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skippy the bush kangaroo (Free subscription) | 03/06/2008
... blend of pixie dust, ambrosia, and dna from whatever's left of puff the magic dragon's dessicated carcass do i need to mix together and forcibly funnel down the throats of these dem jackasses to make them wake up? 'cause i've had all i can stands, and i can't stands no more. in 2000, when i told people i was voting for nader, i was often told i was throwing away my vote, that it wouldn't...
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Canadian Cynic (Free subscription) | 03/06/2008
... each of Dick's accusations in turn, after which we will toss what's left of Dick's eviscerated carcass back into his front yard for the vultures to pick over. First, the charge of "outing." As I have explained countless times, the only information I have ever published about Dick or his family is that information which was already easily available in the public domain, almost all of it put...
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Pigeon Blog (Free subscription) | 03/06/2008
Had a mental dream last night. Dreamt I was massive. I don't just mean a bit fat like in the pics below, I mean totally fucking giant sized. I was flying over London with my huge pigeon carcass casting a shadow as big as nightime across the whole of Westminster. Must have been something [...]
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Diary of a wordsmith (Free subscription) | 03/06/2008
... 2 minutes thinking I really want to go back to sleep for another 3 hours. Instead, I drag my sorry carcass to the bathroom to clean my teeth and have a hot shower. The steam wakes me up a little. A quick towel down and I dress in gym kit - yoga pants, t-shirt and trainers. It's chilly so I add a fleece then spend 1o minutes putting some make-up on (mascara and brow pencil if you're wondering)...
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New Zealand Dog News (Free subscription) | 03/06/2008
... a Glen Innes house in the eastern suburbs on Christmas Eve. The dog, known as Eve, looked like a carcass and apparently survived by eating her own faeces. MORE> > This isn't lookin g good...
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The Herald (Free subscription) | 03/06/2008
It's a long march to the grave whenever George A Romero is around. Diary of the Dead, the director’s latest zombie chiller, drags its weary carcass into view behind Day of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead and Coach Trip of the Dead (okay, that last one was made up).
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Glamorgan Gazette (icWales) (Free subscription) | 03/06/2008
... Terence Bufton, aged 34, of St David's Way, Porthcawl.Police previously told the Gazette that the carcass of the sheep was found in Zig Zag Lane, Porthcawl, and had been partially skinned and had its hooves cut off.Mr Morgan said: “I went out in the morning and saw a bag on the step. At first I thought it was a cat.“I was in shock, I couldn't believe how somebody could do that to a sheep...
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The Telegraph India (Free subscription) | 03/06/2008
Alipurduar, March 5: The carcass of an elephant calf was found in Volka range under Buxa Tiger Reserve (East) yesterday. According to the post-mortem report, the elephant ' aged about four years ' had no external or internal injuries.
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Stolen Thunder (Free subscription) | 03/05/2008
... on his attempt to play his poll into something it was not. The reason I bring up that dead cat carcass again, is because even there, I warned that Ruffini was pushing a false image, in his case the viability of Giuliani. It's not that Rudy was a horrible choice, but that pushing him so early in a poll which closed off some far more conservative possibilities displayed the problem we saw...
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Today's Tribune-Review (Free subscription) | 03/05/2008
Nearly $4,000 in rewards are being offered for information leading to the arrest and conviction of whoever shot and killed a 4-year-old pure bred female St. Bernard and left the carcass along a road in Butler County.
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Hindu (Free subscription) | 03/04/2008
POLLACHI: A 20-year-old female elephant drowned in the Aliyar reservoir, 25 km from here, after being trapped in the slush. Forest officials saw the carcass floating on Tuesday. — Staff Reporter ...
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Vulture (Free subscription) | 03/04/2008
Photo: Joan Marcus On Friday, February 8, T. Ryder Smith was heading into a five-show closing weekend of In This Corner at San Diego's Old Globe when director Anne Bogart called him from New York and asked him to take the role of the titular carcass in Sarah Ruhl's Dead Man's Cell Phone , opposite Mary-Louise Parker. (Actor Bill Camp had a scheduling conflict.) "They said, 'Can you be here...
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composite drawlings (Free subscription) | 03/04/2008
If you haven't already been hit with a bug, this winter, I suggest you hie yourself down to the local health department and see if you can get yourself a flu shot. My friend exSailorette and I were both hit simultaneously last week with this latest incarnation of evil. According to what she told me on the phone, she -- like me -- is not terribly inclined to drag sorry carcass out of bed, due...
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A Slice of Cherry Pie (Free subscription) | 03/04/2008
I was really very pleased with how this turned out when I put it together for dinner last night, using leftover roast chicken and stock from the carcass. Chicken and chorizo is a great combination anyway, and the base rosemary flavour was a very complimentary backdrop. Whilst there wasn't a great deal of flavour from the watercress it gave a really good texture and colour to the dish. I really...