“Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk Cigarettes and chocolate milk these are just a couple of my cravings everything it seems I like’s a little bit stronger a little bit thicker a little bit harmful for me…” -Rufus Wainright I am thoroughly familiar with The Golden Mean, “all things in moderation,” and blah, blah, blah. As a student of Buddhism, I am repeatedly confronted...
Try telling THIS to a judge. The aptly named Zachary Duis took an unusual tact trying to dodge a drunk driving bust: telling the cops he gets blotto nightly.
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Well there have been a few things going on over here in my bubble!! 1. Other half handed in his sample on Wednesday to the new fertlity place who will be looking after our care - not after we had a bit of a niggle earlier that week, as he went out and got blotto after the football - the very week we had to hand a test in !! Turns out he may not be coping as good with all of this as I had thought. He...
Tomorrow evening, October 15, SF Weekly will hold their annual music award bash, honoring local artists for their aural talent in 10 distinct categories -- rap/hip hop, dance/electronic, international, soul/R&B/funk, indie rock/pop, metal/psych funk, jazz/blues, experimental, alt-country/folk, and club night. You can find a list of The SF Weekly Music Awards nominees right here . Perhaps you've...
A musician who says he saw Rep. Denny Rehberg in Lakeside, MT, shortly before a boat crash that left five injured has come forward to say that Rehberg did not seem drunk that night.
I was at a party in Albany, NY in the early 1980s. Someone commented how difficult it was to be considered "from Albany" if you weren't born here, or had not been here "at least thirty years". And I always remembered that. Well, finally, I am real-life, dyed-in-the-wool person from Albany, with all the rights and privileges that come with it. Especially the right, nay, the obligation,...
Keep your eleven-year-old out of the liquor cabinet. If he does get drunk, don't let him have the keys to the family bus. Should he get behind the wheel while blotto anyway, for Vishnu's sake, make him keep it under 100mph .
Out this week, just in time for Octoberfest, is "Drunk: the Definitive Drinkers Dictionary." A sleek, gray hardcover of manageable size, the book contains no less than 2,964 synonyms for drunk. "The English language includes more synonyms for the word...
I have never been a morning person, I hate mornings, I can't wake up in the mornings and I will never be an early bird nor will I catch that worm. In fact, to me, mornings should never start before 9am at the very earliest, preferably around 10am. Workdays, I do not function until I have had my breakfast and a very strong cup of coffee at my desk, this is usually around 9.30am, and a good 3 hours after...
Last night, for reasons I can’t quite explain, I felt compelled to visit the Detroit Free Press online to see what the local reaction was to the Lions first victory since 2007. As you might expect, it was mostly effusive stuff. Bundled with the reaction to that joyous moment, however, was the usual morally upright [...]
The video featured two attractive women. It was shot by an onlooker. It hit YouTube by storm. You're no doubt thinking "sex," but let me assure you the women kept their clothes on. Unfortunately, that was the only ladylike thing about them.
The video featured two attractive women. It was shot by an onlooker. It hit YouTube by storm. You're no doubt thinking "sex," but let me assure you the women kept their clothes on. Unfortunately, that was the only ladylike thing about them.
Betcha you don't have one of these....it's a collection of tinny honky-tonk music produced in Brazil, by a French sounding guy--Alain Strument--performing as "The Crazy Otto", who is supposed to be drunk. His version of "In the Mood" is particularly....special. You can thank International Restored LP for the lovely gift.