TVShowsOnDVD.com News (Free subscription) | 06/15/2008
By David Lambert - Amazon has added a pre-order listing for Beastmaster - The Complete Collection, a new collection of every episode from the 1999 series starring Daniel Goddard. The series was based... (more)
First Draft (Free subscription) | 06/10/2008
They think of you. Naked: Now the Beastmaster actually stands up pretty well, as far as bad 80’s movies goes. Its cheesy as all hell, but its still fun in pretty much the same way that Xena was. But I...
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs (Free subscription) | 06/05/2008
Who knew that the dynamic duo weren't always in perfect sync? Bets, people. Who would win this steel cage match?
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs (Free subscription) | 06/03/2008
The NY Times poses a question for the ages: "Who's smarter, Bill Gates or Mark Zuckerberg? Hmmm. Let me put it this way: Would you rather be stranded at the end of days with the Beastmaster Bill or Faceberg. Thanks to the dear readers who wrote in with an infinitely better choice.
redthreat (Free subscription) | 05/30/2008
Tonight is the debut of Fantasy Fridays at Dos Butt, located at 2137 Milwaukee Ave., just North of Armitage and right next to Congress Theatre. They’ll be playing The Last Starfighter and Beastmaster to kick off the night, and then TomTomTomBoy, Charlie Slick, and DJ Sirhan will be manning the tables and kicking off [...]
Tactical Gamer (Free subscription) | 05/30/2008
The mix of a shaman with a marksman-hunter, a survival-hunter and two Beastmaster-hunters was freaking awesome last night. I'd like to see more of that. It dramatically increased the hunter dps as well as the Expose Weakness effect for all physical dps too.
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs (Free subscription) | 05/28/2008
Check out the highlights of The Beastmaster and Monkey Boy at AllThingsD are posted. Highlight: Goatberg does a great imitation of Brat-Pack-era Sammy Davis Jr. laughing just a little too hard at the Beastmaster's "funnies." The team started to count Goatberg's self-references but gave up. We have deadlines to meet people!
Uncoached (Free subscription) | 05/22/2008
I’ll never forget watching MTV’s Remote Control as a kid and being completely obsessed with Kari Wuhrer (then only 20 years old). She was Ken Ober’s hot little assistant. And who could forget the movie Beastmaster II: Through the Portal of Time? Kari Wuhrer is the perfect combination of Marisa Tomei and Susanna Hoffs [...]
Infinite Monkeys (Free subscription) | 05/12/2008
Nonsensical hero? Check. Cheesy special effects? Check. Ridiculous heavy metal soundtrack? Check. Behold... Beastmaster Jr.!...
Mock, Paper, Scissors (Free subscription) | 05/02/2008
(AP Photo/Leon Neal, Pool) “What would the Beastmaster do to keep the Middle East peace process from collapsing? Oh, yeah, he’d take a nap and then shoot something.”
EDSBS (Free subscription) | 04/30/2008
Nick Saban: Hey, Urb. Urban Meyer: Yeah, Nick. Nick: Hungry? Urban: For victory. (They laugh heartily and give each other the hand-to-elbow Beastmaster gladiator handshake.) Nick: No, really. Want a snack? Urban: Sure, Nick. That's nice of you. Nick: No problem. Just check in that basket down there. Urban: Okay, whatcha got in there— Urban: MMPHHGGGHHHH GGOOOOOD HAAAALPPMGHPHHH!!!! FulmerCase: [...]...
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs (Free subscription) | 04/25/2008
So Microsoft just put out their numbers and they suck. And I've seen some handwringing about how this must mean the economy is having problems but come on. We know what's having problems. It's Vista. And they're not going to have their next version until 2010, and that's according to the Borg itself. Reality is probaby worse. But let's assume they're right. That means we have two friggin years to keep...
Chris Weston (Free subscription) | 04/23/2008
So, what have I learnt from my trip to the NY Con? 1. Reading "The Lord of the Flies" from cover to cover during a transatlantic flight is really depressing... but it was either that or watch Alvin and the Chipmunks 0n the in-flight movie. 2. American Airport Staff seem to believe that Global Terrorism can be thwarted by displays of bad manners and outright rudeness. People come to spend money in your...
The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs (Free subscription) | 04/22/2008
So if you were wondering when the successor to Vista will actually appear, and maybe you were a little skeptical when Beastmaster said the world would see Son of Vista by next year, well, you had reason to be skeptical. Dell apparently has told users it will keep shipping XP until 2012. Honestly I can't believe how lucky we are. Thank you, thank you, thank you , Microsoft. Mwah.
Jeff's Gameblog (Free subscription) | 04/19/2008
Keel, a warrior of Capella IV, with his deadly kligat at his side. ( Star Trek , "Friday's Child") The Beastmaster's caber , a hinged throwing weapon. ( The Beastmaster ) Prince Colwyn wields the Glaive , enchanted weapon and the symbol of his kingdom. ( Krull , which I could easily write a whole post about.) Polaris Spanner about to wreck a robot with his shek . ( Spanner's Galaxy ) Xena brandishes...
