Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

Waking up to a lap dance would surely get your day off to fantastically fun start. But if for some reason you can’t afford that daily service the Pole Dancer Alarm Clock should run a healthy second.

Alarm Clock Strips You Of The Ability To Wake Up – Leaves Ability To Get It Up Intact

Sure, you could have a “regular” alarm clock, one that would buzz and whine to get you out of bed, or you could have one that sashays its way into your conscious. Let's have a big round of applause...