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I read Chris Cooley's blog because of his exploits with Clinton Portis and because he is the Pat Neshek of the football world. Today I found out that he gets the itch as well ... ...Not that kind. He wrote about it on his now infamous blog, and not suprisingly, he had no problem spending a lot of money busting some boxes. Granted, he has the money so it doesnt really fucking matter. Either way, I would...
Former Broncos RB Clinton Portis is known for portraying different characters in interviews. A couple of examples: Dolemite Jenkins Choo Choo He continues his quest to find another character for the 2008 season. Go vote for one of the four characters Portis is bringing to the table. Portis will portray the winning ego to the D.C. media this [...]
Clinton Portis is a wild and crazy cat indeed. One of his absolute favorite things to do is dress up like its Halloween every time he does a press conference and being the fan friendly guy that he is, Portis is allowing you to choose which reincarnation attends. Here are your choices. Bud Foxx � Occupation: Ultimate Fighter � Win-loss record: 0 wins, 17 losses � Weight class: 115 pounds, but he weighs...
We hope whoever takes over this site keeps the Deadspin Hall Of Fame going; it would make us very happy to see that still cruising along in a decade. (We also love that it's so difficult to get in;...
Filed under: Redskins , NFC East , NFL Fans Dear Lord, thank you for Clinton Portis and blog wars, but mostly for Clinton Portis because he doesn't take himself quite so seriously. Dan Steinberg writes that the artist also known as "Southeast Jerome", "Coach Janky Spanky", "Bro Sweets", "Choo-Choo", "Sheriff Gonnagetcha", and "Dolemite Jenkins", unveiled four new characters this week , and he's looking...
Remember like a decade ago when Denise Richards was in Wild Things? Some guy was watching it on DVD next to us on a plane last night, and we felt compelled to bring her back one last time, since her career is obviously over … is this a nice way of saying Heather Locklear is [...]
Clinton Portis's offseason push for nationwide fan allegiance took its next natural step tonight, when he went on the NFL Network to debut four new characters. If you watch the accompanying video, some of the steam will be taken out of your enthusiasm when you hear Rich Eisen say that "we've created" all these new costumes for Portis. Look, we don't want to see any dang costumer behind any dang curtain,...
The NFL Network is announcing that Clinton Portis will make a guest appearance on NFL Access at 7:00 p.m. EDT tonight [Monday, June 23]. The show will repeat at 1:00 a.m. EDT Tuesday morning.
The NFL Network will broadcast a replay of the 2005 week 17 Washington Redskins at Philadelphia Eagles game at 11:00 p.m. EDT tonight. The Redskins clinched a playoff berth with that win. The win was the team’s fifth straight and was propelled by hard running by Clinton Portis.
Since 1995, the Broncos have had a top 5 rushing attack 9 times. Cue Ed Rooney. 9 times. Doesn’t matter who it is toting the rock. Everyone from superstars like Terrell Davis and Clinton Portis to relative nobodies like Olandis Gary and Mike Anderson have succeed here. 9 times. With that in mind, why doesn’t [...]
Filed under: Redskins , NFC East Clinton Portis isn't one for practice, and he admits as much. But the Washington Post 's Jason La Canfora writes that Portis is taking a more "mature and healthy approach" to the offseason, at the insistence of owner Dan Snyder , and GM of the Year candidate Vinny Cerrato . Portis has obliged , partly because his contract has been essentially guaranteed through 2010,...
Clinton Portis is taking a more mature and healthy approach to the preparation for his seventh NFL season and the Redskins provide an apparent impetus in the form of a lucrative new contract.
What Went Right Washington’s offense provided a mix bag. Clinton Portis racked up another 1,200-yard season to go along with 11 scores and Chris Cooley gave the passing game a boost with eight touchdown receptions. Much to the chagrin of the Minnesota Vikings, Todd Collins provided the Redskins with a boost and propelled them into the [...]
Clinton Portis's lengthy Redskins Radio appearance this week led to discussions of his offseason presence at Los Park ("Mr. Snyder and Vinny really wanted me around"), his anticipation of said presence ("for me to give up my offseason, I really didn't want to do it"), his role on the team ("being the frontman for the organization....making sure people buy into the system"), his prospects in Jim Zorn's...
Filed under: Redskins , NFL Fans Sports Bog 's Dan Steinberg points us to Clinton Portis ' appearance on Redskins Radio earlier this week and Portis touched on the usual topics: the new head coach, what it means to be a team leader, so on and so forth. As the interview concludes, though, and seemingly out of nowhere, Portis dangles his car keys and very matter-of-factly announces, "I'm going to get...
