Late Night Laugh: The Blond Antelope
Sigmund, Carl and Alfred (Free subscription) | 17 hours ago
We have spoken to your mother. We know everything.
Sigmund, Carl and Alfred (Free subscription) | 17 hours ago
We have spoken to your mother. We know everything.
Breakfast Blog (Free subscription) | 10 hours ago
Writer Brian Mansfield : "Time was, you couldn't be a country singer if you didn't have a cowboy hat. These days, though, the most reliable route to a Nashville record deal seems to be through a reality show. It also helps if you're a cute blonde." I didn't conspire with WUSN's Marcy Braun , Music Row's David Ross or KKGO's Tonya Campos before talking to Mansfield last week ( click to read...
Billygean.co.uk (Free subscription) | 6 hours ago
"Ooh," I say to MadFather in the supermarket. "Do you think I can eat a chocolate orange?" "Maybe," he says. I pick it up. "sugar... emusifier: soya lecithin - oh - wheat flour. Damn." "Oh dear," he says. "Do you need any cereal?" "I would like some Alpen. I miss Alpen." "How about this," he says, picking up a purple box of muesli. "Made with... er - millet flakes." "No thanks," I say. "Ooh, do you...
The Guardian (Free subscription) | 5 hours ago
Phillip Blond: Progressive Conservatism must now rethink market economics, but at least it is not wedded the centralist state
Dave Rabbit's Radio First Termer Experience (Free subscription) | yesterday
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Tindertraum (Free subscription) | yesterday
A blonde coyote walked the trail one day, when suddenly a foot trap snapped closed around her front paw. Howling out in pain she jumped and raged for a few minutes trying to free herself, but soon realized that she stood no chance to get free. Resigned she sat on the trail, her paw stuck in the trap and awaited her fate. Along the trail came the wolf, all big brute of an alpha male that he...
The Urban Woo (Free subscription) | 10/04/2008
RoMo and I were dancing madly to Madonna's Like A Prayer on Tuesday night, and it reminded me of those halcyon days of the early Eighties when the Material Girl was young and fresh, not the piece of scrag end we see today who to my mind is just trying too hard to get down wiv 'ver kids. Those early hits were just joyous, simple pop with a twist - that choir on Like A Prayer is a stroke of uplifting...
The Onion (Free subscription) | 10/03/2008
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
WJZ Baltimore, Maryland News Weathe (Free subscription) | 10/01/2008
The musical "Legally Blonde" is playing at the Hippodrome.
Fish and Cans (Free subscription) | 10/03/2008
Okay...this made me hoot! The Wal-Mart Cat A BLONDE was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART'?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! ? WALMART is the largest RETAILER in the world!!! Sorry, I couldn't resist that .
Sofia News Agency (Free subscription) | 09/30/2008
A blonde went to get her hair cut, but she was wearing headphones. The stylist said, "You need to remove your headphones or I can't cut your hair." The blonde replied, "No. I can't! I'll just die without them!" So the stylist agreed and trimmed the ends of the blonde's hair until she fell asleep. ...
Scotsman.com Living - Books (Free subscription) | yesterday
... means is: "Why does everyone resort to Swedish cliché and want to know if all my sisters are blonde, whether it's better to give than to receive regarding birch-twig beatings, and the name of my favourite Abba song?" Actually, I was interested in the Swedish characteristics she liked and disliked, but Lykke Li isn't playing. "Yes, we're obsessed with sex and death and, yes, all my girlfriends...
Porn Star Jessica Jaymes Blog (Free subscription) | 10/04/2008
We must admit we like it when a massive time bitch comes to us wanting to get paired up with a hunk to get some camera time. They always seem so ready and like they can take anything, and we always make sure we put those limits to the test! That’s exactly what went down with this filthy blond sweety that seemed to have it all under control. She came in with her black leather boots and latex...
Blonde Justice (Free subscription) | 10/02/2008
Don't laugh, because I'm not joking. I couldn't even make this up. After months and months of my mother telling me how good the movie Mamma Mia was, and how I really need to see it, and how she wants to get the soundtrack... It was finally revealed that my blonde mother thinks that the songs in Mamma Mia are NEW and that they were written for the movie. I haven't seen the movie, so I thought...