Deadspin (Free subscription) | 3 hours ago
• This is what you get for revealing Jim Zorn's playbook: Chris Cooley on the SVP show last week about the fallout from his exposed member:"I walked into the team meeting the next day and it...
D.C. Sports Bog (Free subscription) | 4 hours ago
Goodness, Daniel Snyder gets excited sometimes, doesn't he? Goodness, Laron Landry has some impressive swagger, doesn't he? The state-emblem bling is what I was talking about a few weeks back. Goodness, Chris Cooley has an interesting pre-game set list. Ani Defranco? Ben Folds? No Gin Blossoms? Goodness, Donovan McNabb has some perception issues, doesn't he? The full exchange: "There is no way this...
The Landry Hat (Free subscription) | 09/28/2008
Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley is at it again. Less than three weeks after he displayed his junk and jewels on his own blog, he’s now promoting his new hat wear. Here’s a little piece of advice, Chris: get a new designer. Your hat looks like something from a bad 1980s break-dancing movie:
The FanHouse - NFL (Free subscription) | 09/27/2008
Filed under: NFL Fans , NFL Media Watch Yesterday we found out that Joe Theismann was unimpressed with Chris Cooley inadvertently posting nudie pics of himself . And today, in part two of Dan Steinberg's wide-ranging interview with the former Redskins quarterback, we learn that Theismann still has lingering feelings about how things went down on Monday Night Football , and, in particular, former boothmate...
The FanHouse - NFL (Free subscription) | 09/26/2008
Filed under: Redskins , NFC East Last week, the Sports Bog's Dan Steinberg had the pleasure of talking with former Redskins great and Mr. Tony adversary, Joe Theismann . It was a wide-ranging discussion that, as Dan writes , touched on everything from politics to the Redskins to Chris Cooley 's private parts. Because, really, no conversation about the 'Skins is complete without a mention of Cooley's...
D.C. Sports Bog (Free subscription) | 09/26/2008
Reviving the remnants of my very-long conversation with Joe Theismann from last week, which ranged from politics to the Redskins to Chris Cooley's private parts. Still to come later today: Theismann's thoughts on Tony Kornheiser, Monday Night Football and his own future in the booth. I should point out that this was all part of his media tour to promote Prostate Awareness Month and tomorrow's free...
DR U Fantasy Football GURU (Free subscription) | 09/26/2008
Most fantasy owners feel comfortable in knowing they should start the first tier players like Tony Romo, Randy Moss, and LaDainian Tomlinson, so DR U has rated the next tier players to help you decide which players to start each week. Tier 2 1. Chris Cooley, Washington vs Dallas 2. Tony Scheffler, Denver at Kansas City 3. Bo Scaife, [...]
Oliver Willis (Free subscription) | 09/26/2008
Special guest star: Jolene Blalock of Star Trek fame. She co-stars in the so schlocky it’s sort of entertaining Starship Troopers 3 * EJ Dionne takes drama queen John McCain to the woodshed * Palin: DO NOT WANT * “Fiscal Conservative” * Diesel “SFW” ad. NSFW. But funny. * Chris Cooley’s “Dallas Sucks” hat * Glenn Reynolds: Eternal Asshat * The latest [...]
D.C. Sports Bog (Free subscription) | 09/26/2008
You know it's a good Dallas week when a video of Chris Cooley calling Tony Romo the "blond-haired killer" while talking like Borat and calling himself "Vladimir" isn't even the best Cooley YouTube effort of the week. (Note: I think Cooley might do a better Borat than Darius Songaila. Darius should be embarrassed.) Anyhow, WRC's Dan Hellie visited Chris Cooley's estate and came away with video of a...
Mr. Irrelevant (Free subscription) | 09/26/2008
I don’t much care for the “kinda” part between the words “Dallas sucks” on Chris Cooley’s personalized Redskins hat, but the shit is still quite hot either way. And based on the way he treats the sale of his cards, you can probably expect this on an eBay near you sometime in the future: (Big thanks [...]
The Final Score (Free subscription) | 09/25/2008
The quote of the week comes from Nancy Cooley, the mother of Redskins tight end Chris Cooley: "It's never a good day when you hear there's a picture of your son's penis on the Internet," Nancy said. A little background....
Predominantly Orange (Free subscription) | 09/22/2008
The NFC is so predictable this year. The Giants and Cowboys are 3-0. The Rams and Lions are winless and might as well stay home on Sundays to mow the lawn. And Chris Cooley of the Redskins is still crazy. A pretty typical season in the NFC. The AFC is a different story. Who would’ve thought that [...]
Mr. Irrelevant (Free subscription) | 09/21/2008
Where we hand out labels following each Redskins game. Today’s case is a 24-17 win over Arizona … WINNERS: Clinton Portis and Chris Cooley – Both had a tumultuous week off the field and in the media, but both came up big in the 4th quarter to help seal the win. Jim Zorn – The first drive [...]
The Landry Hat (Free subscription) | 09/20/2008
Washington Redskins tight end Chris Cooley goofed this week on his Web site. Cooley was apparently trying to show on his blog new study materials that Coach Jim Zorn gave the players. However, he was studying his in the nude. The picture he put up wasn’t reviewed very close and his jewels and stick were [...]
Deadspin (Free subscription) | 09/20/2008
Well, it's been an eventful week this week here at the Nation Of Deadspin. It began so ridiculously with Chris Cooley's unfortunate dick-slip, as the story unfortunately gained national attention...
