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If I were President, there would be a few things I would “adjust”. First, all senators would have to re-apply for their jobs. If they didn’t cut the interview process, then perhaps they could get a job training interns or...
Gay Republicans are a pathetic little bouquet of pansies. They seek the light inside a dark closet, the door barely open a crack. Black Republicans are an even sadder bunch of boneheads. Now I don’t claim to know the black experience–I only claim to know the pink and brown experience. I do [...]
Stephen Mansfield looks at "The Faith of Barack Obama" Chuck Norris, practices some " Black Belt Patriotism" on the bailout and Washington. Alan Karmin from RADAR says Senator Joe Biden's Violence Against Woman Act has had some painful and expensive consequences. Rev. [...]
Television and film actor Chuck Norris is 68 years old and married to a woman 28 years his junior. Gena O’Kelley, 40, became the wife of the action star in November 1998. She brought two children to the union, Kelley and Tim. The former model and deputy sheriff of Chester, California, gave birth to a set [...]
That Viral ThingVladimir Putin Flips OutBy Thursday, Oct. 09, 2008Vladimir Putin's instructional judo dvd. First, it was shirtless pics of a ripped Vladimir Putin fishing peacefully. Then, stories emerged of Putin reportedly saving a Russian film crew from certain death by shooting a vicious tiger with a tranquilizer dart. And now this — a judo training video in which Putin flips a guy every which...
You know what really helps a kid get himself started in Hollywood? Having a father who is the most well-known screen ninja ever, of course. What, you don't have one of those? Tough luck. Back in the early to mid eighties, ninjas were all the craze. Chuck Norris was kicking them around as is his wont. Even James Bond had to deal with them. American Ninjas. Comic book and cartoon ninjas (Yo Joe!)
This just in - Peter Cook is a legend. An absolute dyed-in-the-wool cast iron legend that every man on Earth should regard as a hero. Why? Because even though Peter Cook's supermodel wife Christie Brinkley recently divorced him after he a) had it off with a teenager he met in a toystore and b) started spending $3,000 a month on internet pornography, Peter Cook says that the divorce was absolutely not...
Of all the many things that have been said about the bailout bill, I like Chuck Norris's take the best, which is that because it contains lots of tax breaks, it (as he quotes approvingly), puts us "on the slippery...
Brad Haynes reports on the 2008 election. A few facts: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. And Chuck Norris has decided who should represent Alaska in Congress. Norris mentioned his support for embattled Rep. Don Young in an Internet column Monday decrying the financial rescue plan. Congress doesn’t need another bailout, but a roundhouse kick...
Greg Mitchell reminds us of something that action star, and Republican, Chuck Norris said this past January, which Mike Huckabee looking on and not objecting: "Chuck Norris brought his tough-guy approach to the campaign trail Sunday, taking aim at John McCain's age and suggesting the Arizona senator might not last even a single term. Norris, an ardent supporter of Mike Huckabee, told reporters he believes...
Filed under: Wacky & Weird Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open, kill two stones with one bird and even though he never cries, his tears cure cancer -- so maybe Chris Daughtry's onto something with his Presidential pick. See Also Schoot Death Plot Targets ... Chuck... Permalink
...of which you may not be aware. Courtesy of Chuck Norris himself , to boot: - Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt, because she can throw a bullet through an adult bull elk. - Sarah Palin is courageous and tough enough to shave Chuck Norris’s beard - and face off against his third fist disguised as a chin. I like this one, in response to media critics decrying her purchase of - wait for it - a...
From Joseph Farah: Back in 2003, I wrote a book called "Taking America Back." It was my attempt to do what Chuck Norris does in "Black Belt Patriotism." My book came out just as the Iraq war was beginning –...
Last time Skrtel got injured was for something minor, so I decided to have a little fun with it. About 30,000 people have checked out the "Unthinkable / Chuck Norris" post ( link ) and left 331 comments (so far). read more