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Sometimes I think I am Ms Parker but perhaps my witty ways will only be appreciated in restrospect. I am quite proud of the following for example but it seems to have resulted in a friend ceasing communication as of a few days ago when I wrote it in an email. The background. Male, 38, in love with woman, 34? who has a boyfriend of 18 years and who despite protestations of wanting something different,...
... in time to 19th-century England, and you see what Dickens saw. When you read Emily Dickinson or DorothyParker , you are thinking like an amazing woman. You don't have to read just the famous authors. A good newspaper story or blog post can teach you new words and new ways to write. That's how you learned to speak when you were a baby, listening to your parents and other people in...
... and the jackets of Yates's books are adorned with quotes by the likes of Tennessee Williams and DorothyParker, Ann Beattie and Gina Berriault. When authors talk his name pops up as the American writer we wish more people would read, just as Cormac McCarthy's used to. In the acknowledgments section of his novellas, Women With Men, Richard Ford makes it plain: "I wish to record my...
... rocked the house. My question was . . . what dead person would I like to have dinner with? Well, DorothyParker , of course. I sat through the rest of the meeting critiquing what I should have said with what I actually said when on the spot. But, still - I walked away with the 1st Place for Table Topics ribbon. Seen any bold moves lately? Tried any yourself? Did it turn out in your...
Glasses won’t really “fix” the problems I am having with the epiretinal membrane. Eye patch, it is, then. I’m getting new glasses anyway, because my prescription got better in one sense, LOL. David Bowie says to wear the eye patch . Poetry News: — will art survive the economy? — — USC English professor named Calif. poet laureate — — DorothyParker: Short stories Here We Are and You Were...
... Which horror porno name is the best? It's unanimous!"Candid, sarcastic, snarky, and fun." - "A DorothyParker-esque droll wit and wisdom unrivaled in 99% of the blogosphere." - Matthew Kiernan, "If there were two Stacie Ponders, the world would be a better place." - Richard Harland Smith, "I want to marry this girl!" - Scott Weinberg, "The greatest horror site in...what the hell...the...