The younger woman
Laura's Plog (Free subscription) | 09/01/2008
"I know what happens to people when they get fat," proclaimed Lois, aged four years and two months. "What's that?" I asked. "They go on TV. They have to go on Rikki Lake." "Oh," I said. "Do you think I will get fat and go on TV?" I weigh very slightly over seven stone. I was fairly confident of the answer. With absolute certainty and gravity, Lois proclaimed, "Yes. You will. Definitely."...
