Earlier this week, the newly refurbished Amy Wino checked herself into the clinic , because she had a strange reaction to some over-the-counter cold medication she was taking. According to her daddy, Wino didn't have a leaky nose, bitch just had another leaky boob in her life (the other being her father). While filming his new TV show (don't get any ideas, Michael Lohan ), Mitch Wino...
If Amy Wino doesn't visit THE CLINIC (dun dun dun) at least a few times a month, the staff starts to get a little worried that they might lose their jobs. Lucky for them, Wino dropped in last night after she had a bad reaction from mixing medications. The Mirror reports that Wino got the ills after she mixed over-the-counter cough medication with some shit she was already taking....
Amy Wino already got a replica of CoCo's ass balls implanted on her chest, and now she wants a matching pair for her butt area. That's what one of her friends told The Sun . Apparently, Wino has traded in her addiction for the bad shit for a new addiction to plastic surgery. Wino has been blabbing about that she's so in lust with her new titty sacks that she's ready to get her...
Amy Wino used a lot of her booze fund to purchase her man-made chesticles and her pumped up lips, so she's going to get her money's worth by strutting them all over town. Last night, Wino stuffed her silicone sacks into a bra and took them out for a stroll around her old snorting grounds of Camden. Wino's new chichi balls are so powerful that they ripped through that wife beater....
Amy Wino's daddy already confirmed that she got new chichis put in, but he didn't tell us that she went with size: BABY HEAD. To be more specific, size: FAT BABY HEAD. Wino is serious about her titty implants. You know that I'll throw down for a pair of magnificent chichis, but nothing good can come out of Wino's new pair. I mean, they look harder than a stale crack rock, so Wino...
Amy Wino might have knocked the crack devil off her shoulder, but she still can't control the itch in her snatch for Blaaaaake's rash-covered tongue. The Sun reports that even though Wino and Blaaaake killed their marriage last September, they have continued to talk through their Facebook accounts and may be back together. Wino must have been playing with her Facebook zombie when...
Amy Wino's daddy Mitch not only confirmed that his daughter got her chichis pumped up, but he also said that they look " great ." On the British TV show This Morning (via People ), Mitch Wino was asked how the former Crackie of Camden is doing, and he responded with, " Fantastic, fantastic. Her boobs are great as well. I shouldn't have said that should I? She looks absolutely...
Amy Wino is returning to the bad shit. And I'm not talking about the kind of stuff that makes a drug-sniffing dog get lipstick. I'm talking about Blaaaaaaake's scab-covered peen! Although, I'm sure a drug-sniffing dog might bust out the Maybelline for Blaaaaake's...... Okay, okay, I see the line...and I can hear your dry heaves. So, The News of The World is saying that Wino and Blaaaaaaake...
Amy Wino is not content with her Richard Heene -approved titty balls and matching lips, because she's about to go under the knife again. No, Wino is not going to get those rumored ass implants just yet. Apparently, Wino wants to get her nose rotated and lifted first. One of Wino's friends has told The Mirror that she's already booked her nose job for January. Everyone is...
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Amy Wino got shot up in London tonight, but not with the stuff the kind of stuff that makes you run through the streets nekkid screaming " Blaaaaaaake. " No, Wino decided to get injected with a legal substance this time around. Wino now has a luscious pair of swollen labia lips on her mouth to go with her new DDD crack rocks . Wino's transformation into one of...