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Dan Cortese fights his way back from obscurity by shagging Kirsty Alley?

Dan Cortese, of course, was the first person to become famous for douchebaggery, way back in the early '90s. You remember those really , really , really annoying Burger King "BK" commercials that he did. Such swagger, he had! So smug, he was! Blech! And that hair! Well, he had long since been relegated to the dustbin of pop culture history (and rightly so) UNTIL TODAY. I have no idea...

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Dan Cortese Is Psychic – If Only He Could Predict When He Would Get Another Acting Gig

Not suprisingly, Dan Cortese is a Twittering fool. What is surprising is that people actually care what Dan Cortese is tweeting about. Big ups to PSAMP for keeping track of Dan Cortese’s tweets and that he accurately predicted the Steelers victory over the Vikings yesterday on his Twitter account. To wit: Bam! Sure, his prediction of the [...]

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Me And Dan Cortese Are Psychic Steelers Fans

If you don't remember Dan Cortese from the awesome MTV Sports and Rock N Jock tournaments, then I hate you. I'd also accept it if you remember him from the " Dan Dan the Whopper Man " commercials for Burger King. Cortese is a Sewickley native and passionate Steelers fan. I follow him on Twitter because he's more kickass than you and I'm cool with anyone from Pittsburgh. So...