K is for Katie (Free subscription) | 11/06/2009
Last night I was watching "The Lip Reader" episode of Seinfeld, and I realized that the hundreds of hours I have spent watching Seinfeld has impacted my personality pretty severely... 1) I think Elaine Benes has made me a violent person. Have you ever noticed how much Elaine shoves and smacks Jerry, Kramer, and George? Yah, I tend to do that. 2) Seinfeld has defined my...
Passion of the Weiss (Free subscription) | 12/02/2009
... myself since I pretty much lost it on the dance floor at this point, unleashing a strange mix of Elaine Benes at an office party and Carlton Banks on Speed . To the DJs credit, I was actually sober. Apologies to anyone on the receiving end of bows and cheers to the guy who tactfully avoided stepping on my shades after they flew off my head in an ill-advised bout of headbanging. Headliner...
Jezebel (Free subscription) | 11/29/2009
When I was in elementary school, we had a very fashionable guidance counselor who could be spotted from miles away, due to the clicking of her super-high heels on the linoleum and the overwhelming scent of her perfume.For years I actually tried to emulate Miss Helen's heel clicking: ga-bum-click, ga-bum-click, but I couldn't pull it off without looking like Elaine Benes doing her "little...
RootZoo Sports (Free subscription) | 11/25/2009
"You've screwed me for the last time, Pennypacker!"---Elaine Benes
DBKP (Free subscription) | 11/24/2009
... come when next the snakeoil salesmen come calling…COMPARISON: OH MY: Five pix of Kouric channeling Elaine Benes of Seinfeld.DISCUSSION: D. FRUM HAS A PALIN PROBLEM: As noted in Saturday, a majority of the crowd were–wait for it–women! In our defense, we could have been more Frum-like in our observations if only we had stayed home and studied poll numbers.MARXISTS AGREE: GERMANY NOTICES:...
MilkandCookies.com (Free subscription) | 11/10/2009
... and was the first episode directed by Tom Cherones. This was the first episode produced with Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) as a character. It also was the first episode to use Jonathan Wolff's title music. This is the only Seinfeld episode to have a title without the word "The" in front of it. RT 22:57
Word on the Street (Free subscription) | 11/09/2009
Not since that Chinese restaurant on "Seinfeld" put Elaine Benes on its list have lists generated so much buzz.Granted, that was the do not deliver list, but Twitter's new list feature could--make that will--revolutionize the service.One of the biggest complaints...
The Satirical Political Report (Free subscription) | 10/28/2009
“HAVE THINGS REACHED A POINT WHERE A MAN CAN’T EVEN SIT DOWN IN THE BAZAAR WITH ELAINE BENES, AND ENJOY A SHMEAR OF LOW-FAT CREAM CHEESE ON A POPPY SEED BAGEL.”
