Fabian Wildman



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Spare Keys and Credit Card Details

Party Down and Go Fuck Yourself (Free subscription) | 12/02/2009

I had to go and get a key cut on my lunch break today because Hot Baby Roy said he never had one last time he stayed. He said that Fabian Wildman must have kept his after he moved out. I didn't like the idea of him running about with a key because if he goes back onto crack he'll come round on the rob. My boss was nice to me today, not especially just really cheery, which if my memory...

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My Year

Party Down and Go Fuck Yourself (Free subscription) | 10/25/2009

... you should check out. That said here's a few wee stats about my year. I've had 3 housemates - Fabian Wildman, Battle Cat and Hot Baby Roy (briefly) I was going to count the number of fights I was in but I couldn't be arsed, you just need to know I won them all. I've had sex a few times (not enough) and still have no girlfriend. I may or may not have licked the bowl (some people may...