Party Down and Go Fuck Yourself (Free subscription) | 10/25/2009
... you should check out. That said here's a few wee stats about my year. I've had 3 housemates - Fabian Wildman, Battle Cat and Hot Baby Roy (briefly) I was going to count the number of fights I was in but I couldn't be arsed, you just need to know I won them all. I've had sex a few times (not enough) and still have no girlfriend. I may or may not have licked the bowl (some people may...
Party Down and Go Fuck Yourself (Free subscription) | 10/05/2009
... winking at Battle Cat, who thumped his tail off the floor and woofed. I asked her if she'd seen Fabian Wildman. She said he called round once but he was strange. He seemed a bit through other. She thinks he's a bit up his arse these days. She gave him some madera cake and he didn't touch it or his cup of tea. My fruitarian brother called round and things were very strained. Nanny...
Party Down and Go Fuck Yourself (Free subscription) | 10/01/2009
Hot Baby Roy is still here. And if it wasn't that I liked the company I'd kick him out. He has so far brought round 10 Things I Hate About You (which I enjoyed - Heath Ledger RIP), She's All That (which sucked), Slap Her She's French (which I slept through), S Club 7 Seeing Double (which I told him he could watch on his own) and Wild Child (which I still have to watch). He's been very nice to...
Party Down and Go Fuck Yourself (Free subscription) | 09/26/2009
Battle Cat tried to bite the postman today. The postman was lucky there was a big door between them or Battle Cat would have had his balls. I hope he gets over Fabian Wildman soon, that or Fabian comes to visit. If only for the pup I'd let him in. I'm going through the house later and setting anything he's left behind on fire. That or forcing Battle Cat to piss on it.
Party Down and Go Fuck Yourself (Free subscription) | 09/25/2009
I think Battle Cat is missing Fabian Wildman. He goes up into Fabian's old room and sits and whines sometimes. I think I might get a manikin and put some of Fabian's old clothes on it so he can think it's him (because of the scent). Fabian and him were good pals and they used to hang out especially when I could be a bit neglectful of him. Poor pup, now I know how...
