Vulture (Free subscription) | 11/30/2009
Back in April, Kanye West posted a photo of himself with Jared Leto and Brandon Flowers in the studio “WORKING ON THIS DOPE-ASS SONG,” and the world held its breath. Today, the world exhales: 30 Seconds to Mars’s "Hurricane," featuring a verse and backup vocals from Kanye and (if the initial report is accurate) keyboard work from Mr. Flowers, is here. If you wished 808s...
Vulture (Free subscription) | yesterday
Owing to “last-minute legal wrangling,” Kanye West will not be overemoting with Jordan Catalano on the new 30 Seconds to Mars album. Instead, This Is War , in stores today, features an unexciting Kanye-free version of the song “Hurricane.” Says Jared Leto: “It has nothing to do with me or Kanye. But he's phenomenal on the song, and it will be out at some...
The Evil Beet (Free subscription) | 11/24/2009
Her so-called acting career may be largely a thing of the past, but at least her body is bangin’. Claire Danes and some ass-kicking thighs showed up to the NYC screening of her new film Me and Orson Welles last night, and I have to admit this is the best I’ve seen her look in years. To be frank, I liked her best with bright orange hair and a be-flanneled, eyeliner-free Jordan Catalano,...
The long road to medical school (Free subscription) | 11/23/2009
... season, but when it was over Luca and I looked at each other and knew: Sure, Angela will go with Jordan Catalano now. But Brian really shouldn't feel bad. His stock will rise 100 fold by about age 25 and Jordan will end up pumping gas for a living, even if he is the one who gets to bag Angela now. Ah the wisdom acquired after years of failed relationships. :-) But I have to...
Mavrixonline.com (Free subscription) | 11/17/2009
Jared Leto and his band, 30 Seconds To Mars, performed live last night at KOKO in Camden, Lontontown!. The band played songs from their highly anticipated new album This Is War, and Jared reminded me why I had posters of him all over my walls in high school. Jordan Catalano is still one of [...]
The WOW Report (Free subscription) | 11/11/2009
Wow! Yum! Holy Moley! The $50 million Bono/Edge-scored Broadway musical is set to debut "sometime in 2010" starring THIS DUDE, Reeve Carney from the band Carney. And all I can say is "POINT ME TO THE TICKET WINDOW!" and "Tobey WHO?" because I AM IN LOVE! YOWZA! He's somewhere between Jordan Catalano and Edward Cullen on the International Hotness Scale (IHC),...
Hollywood Backwash (Free subscription) | 11/09/2009
Can ya’ll believe that Jordan Catalano is 37 freakin’ years old? Claire Daines wishes she was aging as well as 30 Seconds to Mars frontman Jared Leto. It’s possible that the RPatz Twilight hair and the oh-s0-cool-studded-denim vest are just creating the illusion of youth…but look at that wrinkle-free baby face. This is when the late-night musician [...]
GayGamer.net (Free subscription) | 11/04/2009
... Although in addition to being mildly informative, writing this article allows me to run a photo of Jordan Catalano, who will forever remain the perfect high school crush. Don't you love the way he leans?
K is for Katie (Free subscription) | 10/29/2009
Annie and I finally got goldfish for our apartment. Their names are Jordan Catalano, Brian Krakow, and Angela Chase. I really hope you know what I am referencing, if not please go watch every episode of My So Called Life right now. The first couple of days in their new home Brian and Angela had quite a love affair, I caught them kissing multiple times, and swimming around the tank holding...
