CathiefromCanada (Free subscription) | 11/29/2009
Lance Mannion gives us the 21st century Hamlet : SwtPrince_dk Oh that this 2 2 solid flesh wld melt thaw resolve itself=dew SwtPrince_dk RT @Marcellus Something is rotten in the state of DK || Ya think? SwtPrince_dk RT @DaneKing I am thy father’s spirit || Oh yeah? Prove it! SwtPrince_dk @Horatio In heaven & earth > yr philosophy SwtPrince_dk 2B or not 2B that is the ? Thoughts?...
Lance Mannion (Free subscription) | 11/18/2009
For lunch today I chose the beef stew. This decision caused three alternative universes to wink into existence. In one of these alternative universes an alternative Lance Mannion had a chicken salad sandwich. In the second alternative universe, the alternative Lance had the ribs leftover from take-out the other night. I thought that in the third alternative universe, the alternative...
Tom Watson: My Dirty Life & Times (Free subscription) | 11/20/2009
... war and victory for the South. via lancemannion.typepad.com Yeah, we're still fighting this war, Lance.
The Agonist (Free subscription) | 11/13/2009
Lance Mannion writes and I suggest we all read it. Damn fine post.
Lance Mannion (Free subscription) | 11/11/2009
LanceMannion Nope. Not gonna follow @SarahPalinUSA. Not till she apologizes. about 1 hour ago from web __________ LanceMannion She knows what for. about 1 hour ago from web __________ LanceMannion Personal not political. about 1 hour ago from web __________ LanceMannion Ok if you must pry. about 1 hour ago from web __________ LanceMannion...
Lance Mannion (Free subscription) | 11/07/2009
LanceMannion Hiding out at Barnes and Noble. Pretty sure I lost my police tail. Cops don't twitter much, do they? about 1 hour ago from web LanceMannion Might've spoke too soon. There're at least six people here in the cafe wearing mirrored sunglasses. One of them's the barista. about 1 hour ago from web LanceMannion Shades-wearing barista getting yelled at...
Lance Mannion (Free subscription) | 10/28/2009
Mannion threw himself forward and rolled through the doors just as the guards were pulling them closed. Safely outside, he held the statuette aloft. The little goddess’ golden skin glowed like fire in the rays of the setting sun. Mannion grinned as he imagined LeClerc’s frustration when he heard that this time he had not beaten Louisiana to the prize. But his moment of triumph...
Lance Mannion (Free subscription) | 11/19/2009
Lance Mannion has released the following statement (For immediate publication): Unlike the President, I have never bowed to any emperors and I never will. Appropriately or not. In fact, show me an emperor and I'll be glad to spit in his eye. Problem is, the only emperor I know of is very short. I'd have to bow down to get eye level with him. That would defeat the whole purpose, wouldn't...
Lance Mannion (Free subscription) | 11/09/2009
“Another day colder but deeper in sweat…” Just before the town truck came. Seven-fifteen, this morning. Lyrics by Lance Mannion and Ann Bartow, with love to Tennessee Ernie Ford.
Lance Mannion (Free subscription) | 11/01/2009
Dexter Morgan or Lance Mannion? Lance Mannion, having accompanied his son on his trick or treat rounds last night (see attachment) dressed as Dexter Morgan in his green henley, has been requested to acknowledge several points of similarity between himself and Dexter. Last names begin and end with same letters. Like Dexter, Mr Mannion is always willing to bring the...
Off the Kuff (Free subscription) | 10/31/2009
I have two words for you: Pumpkin cannon. Some people look at something like that and wonder why anyone would want to do such a thing. Others wonder why anyone wouldn’t want to. I’m just wondering if they really know where those things are coming down. Thanks to Lance Mannion, who has more, for the link.
