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This Week in the Film Section: Public Enemies

Paul Constant approves: In many ways, this is a one-man show: Johnny Depp leavens folk-celebrity bank robber Dillinger with more than a dash of young Elvis Presley. When he smirks, you half expect him to be assaulted by a horde of screaming teenage girls. His scenes with Marion Cotillard make the most of that seductiveness: They look like they're going to eat each other. It's really...

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breugel sci-fi

Civilization by Marco Brambilla from CRUSH on Vimeo . Posted by Paul Constant on Wed, Jun 17, 2009 at 2:23 PM SF Signal just put up this gorgeous short film by Marco Brambilla titled "Civilization." I really like it; it's like a science fiction Breugel painting that runs vertically forever.

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Is Slog Too Gay?

A few commentors have asserted that Slog has, in the last few weeks, become a buzzing hive of overwhelming homoness, what with all of Dan's DOMA/DADT/Obama rants, the painfully frequent Sounders posts, and Paul Constant's Reading Tonight nonsense. As the resident hetero insurgent here on Slog, it is my duty to post this video of a nearly naked woman fishing for bass. Now that we've gotten...

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It's the Thought That Counts

Music & NightlifeNews & Arts Wednesday, June 24, 2009 / It's the Thought That Counts Posted by on Wed, Jun 24, 2009 at 11:28 AM Thank you, . Comments (0) Comment Your comments Most Commented on Line Out by Paul Constant by David Schmader by Christopher Frizzelle by Dave Segal by Dave Segal by Dave Segal by Megan Seling by Megan Seling by Dave Segal by Brian Geoghagan Stranger Personals...

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This Week in Film: The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

Paul Constant is not pleased : John Travolta can't say "fuck" anymore. When Quentin Tarantino pulled Travolta out of the old-actors junkyard, dusted him off, and tossed him on the big screen in 1994's Pulp Fiction , his usage of the fuck-word seemed bold and fresh. But 15 years later, now that Travolta's become everybody's least favorite creepy uncle , he's lost his cussing...

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The Slow, Moronic Death of Books (As We Know Them)

The cover story in Seattle's The Stranger is by Paul Constant who went to BookExpo America where "thousands of people scavenged the bones of the publishing industry." From the story... The author Sherman Alexie flew to New York for the convention to promote his upcoming story collection War Dances, and he announced at a panel that when he saw a woman on his flight reading on...

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Actually, Cops Already Make Me Want to Puke

Paul Constant writes, Science has been threatening this for a while, but it looks like now the Dazer Laser—a highly focused laser beam that will cause people on the receiving end to experience nausea, blurry vision, and probably vomiting—is getting very close to being available for law enforcement agencies. From the UPI copy: U.S. company Laser Energetics Inc. [...]

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"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank."

... 4:57 PM Chuck Palahniuk is gonna sue Avery's ass! Posted by Shilo on May 27, 2009 at 5:12 PM Dear Paul Constant,This is a new level of hilarious.Love, Jocelynp.s. I love you. Posted by on May 27, 2009 at 5:17 PM Those have seriously been like that for at LEAST 2 years. No joke. Posted by bibliogrrl on May 27, 2009 at 5:23 PM Comment Your comments

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How to Cook a Wolf?

by Dan Savage by Dominic Holden by Dan Savage by Charles Mudede by Dan Savage by Dan Savage by Dan Savage by Paul Constant by Adrian Ryan by Unpaid Intern