... GO! GO! GO! Eeeaaahhhh!!!!" Bob Kuechnberg tells his waiter he likes his cock cooked medium rare. Rex Ryan shits a can of Spam. "Nice fuckin game, fatass. Oh and I fucked yer wife last night. She said it was nice to make love to a guy who can find his own dick. I'm not even kiddin. Now go git yer fuckin shinebox." Vontae approves. Next up, New England…
Head coach Rex Ryan of the New York Jets watches as his team loses to the Miami Dolphins at Giants Stadium on November 1, 2009 Justin Miller #32 of the New York Jets runs with ball against the Miami Dolphins Mark Sanchez #6 of the New York Jets throws a pass against the Miami Dolphins at Giants Stadium on November 1, 2009 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. The Dolphins defeated the Jets 30-25....
Rex Ryan has talked more than his share of crap since becoming the head coach of the Jets. The “big old joker” had a war of words with Dolphins LB Channing Crowder in the offseason that ignited more hatred between the Jets and Dolphins. Suffice it to say, he’s not letting up in [...]
Jets rookie quarterback Mark Sanchez could have had his season go from good to bad to worse. What helped save it? Apparently, a DVD given to Sanchez by coach Rex Ryan did, per Rich Cimini of the NY Daily News . When viewing the DVD called "What We Want," which began with clips of Hall of Famer Joe Montana, Sanchez thought to himself, 'Jeez, who's next, Troy Aikman? Dan Marino? I'm...
... you can get Travis “Roadrunner” Williams, in the mix, I can’t argue with that. Rex Ryan needs to shut the fuck up and remember that offense, defense and special teams get the job done; especially after you got house-called twice for triple-digit yard scores! Let’s also give Ginn credit for not sulking after losing his starting spot at wide receiver; a great example...
... head coaches in mid-JanuaryRaheem Morris was named Tampa Bay’s coach on Jan. 18. The Jets hired Rex Ryan on Jan. 20.5) Both teams’ off-season changes included shedding their aging veteran quarterbacks and revamping their defensesThe Buccaneers decided not to re-sign 38-yard old Jeff Garcia. The Jets’ plans did not include 39-year old Brett Favre, who informed the team in February he was...
... world last year by completely bending over the Pats and making Belichick look as stupid as, well, Rex Ryan. The Dolphins are still in the hunt but let's all be a bit realistic... even though we have the 3rd easiest remaining schedule in the AFC East, I don't think 9-0 is a realistic goal. Sure, it's possible. But let's face it, we play 8 other teams who want to win too. Unlike last week's...
Heading into the midseason bye weekend, we'll be reviewing and previewing the Jets' units this week. Today: Offense. Shortly after taking the Jets' head coaching reins, Rex Ryan said his offense was going to have a “Ground & Pound” philosophy. And halfway through its 2009 season, New York's AFC representative has rushed more times and for more yards than...
... the Patriots' generally shaky beginning and an 0-3 stumble by the Dolphins, had everyone within Rex Ryan's gravitational pull claiming both the reigning and recent champs had become mere green footnotes. Those tides, however, have turned yet again.Ryan's suddenly punchless gang has tumbled to four losses in five subsequent games - twice to the Dolphins - leaving a 3-4 Miami squad...
... the Patriots' generally shaky beginning and an 0-3 stumble by the Dolphins, had everyone within Rex Ryan's gravitational pull claiming both the reigning and recent champs had become mere green footnotes.Those tides, however, have turned yet again.Ryan's suddenly punchless gang has tumbled to four losses in five subsequent games - twice to the Dolphins - leaving a 3-4 Miami squad just...
Newsday.com’s Bob Glauber got an interesting quote today from Rex Ryan during today’s press conference. To set it up, Bart Scott had some sarcastic words for the Dolphins and Rex made it known yesterday that he thought they played the better game (in two phases). Tony Dungy had some common sense wisdom last night on [...]
... are big. They are a big, powerful team. I’m sure that’s the way Tony (Sparano) wants it.” Before Rex Ryan’s gravy fueled fucktartedness arrived on the scene for us all to spit our endless vitriol at, there was Bill Belichick. We hated him for a completely different reason, of course. Mainly because he’s an ornery mumbling dick whom the media (re: ESPN) had crowned Smartest Human Alive because...
Rex Ryan's try and fail for a two-point conversion in the third quarter Sunday came back to bite his Jets. Clark Judge says it's part of a trend in emotional conversion decisions.
... weeks to go.Here's the rest of the new coaches' report card after Week 8, and it's not pretty: Rex Ryan's Jets are 4-4 after going 9-7 last season; Mike Singletary's 49ers 3-4 after a 7-9 finish in 2008; Jim Mora's Seahawks 2-5 after last year's 4-12; Tom Cable's Raiders 2-6 after 5-11 last season; Eric Mangini's Browns 1-7 coming off a 4-12 mark; Todd Haley's Chiefs 1-6 after their 2-14...
