Sort by Towleroad (Free subscription) - 04/11/2009 - YouTube
1:42am UK, Saturday April 11, 2009 A woman has been mauled by a polar bear after jumping into its enclosure at Berlin Zoo. The intruder was attacked j...
Sort by Towleroad (Free subscription) - 04/11/2009
Apparently Knut, the celebrity and former cub with whom the polar bear above shares his tank, has deceived some into believing that the animals are nothing but plush toys. Watch, AFTER THE JUMP... According to the Daily Mail, "Heiner Kloes,...
Sort by Dlisted (Free subscription) - 04/11/2009
At the Berlin Zoo yesterday, a crazy lady decided to take off her shoes and pay Knut a little visit! It was polite of her to take off her shoes before entering... The 32-year-old loontardian, who was visiting the zoo with her husband and baby, broke into the polar bear enclosure during the perfect time: FEEDING TIME! Why are people stupid? Why? When the crazy bitch finally got in, she seemed like...
Sort by ChattahBox (Free subscription) - 04/12/2009
(ChattahBox) — The video below captured by a German news network (viewer descretion advised), shows some polar bears at a German zoo in pursuit of a woman making her escape, after climbing into their enclosure at feeding time. What you don’t see in the video is the woman jumping into their display area and initially [...]
Sort by Blog of Hilarity (Free subscription) - 04/13/2009
Polar bears are known for being douchebags. They’re always starting fights in bars and making racist comments under their breath at inopportune times. So it should come as no shock that when a fat lady (brilliantly) decided to jump into their midst, they don’t handle it with much grace. The 32-year-old leapt over bars [...]
Sort by Stupid Celebrities Gossip (Free subscription) - 04/12/2009
Some crazy woman decided it’d be cool to see the famous polar bear Knut up close and personal. The woman was mauled, with the whole incident caught on tape. Read more and see polar bear attack video below. The unnamed 32 year old woman (let’s just call her “crazy bitch”) is believed to have entered the [...]
Sort by NewsLite (Free subscription) - 04/13/2009
A woman was attacked by a polar bear after jumping into an enclosure at a German zoo. It is not known why the 32-year-old jumped over security fencing and railings at Berlin Zoo, especially given she did it at feeding time. After swimming towards the bears the woman was mauled and bitten on her legs and arms several times. Zoo keepers were called and managed to fend off the polar bears while they...
Sort by Small Bits and Pieces (Free subscription) - 04/12/2009
A woman has been mauled by a polar bear after jumping into its enclosure at Berlin Zoo. The intruder was attacked just yards away from Knut, the abandoned bear who became famous around the world. Zookeepers managed to push the bear away and carry the woman from the cage. The mauling took place inside an enclosure occupied by four polar bears not far from Knut's home. Heiner Kloes, a Berlin Zoo spokesman,...
Sort by Bloodthirsty Liberal (Free subscription) - 04/11/2009
A Metaphor of Our Era She wanted to hug them, but they wanted lunch. Here’s more This is what happens when people take liberalism seriously. - Aggie
Sort by BLOG! For Your Life (Free subscription) - 04/11/2009
Holy shit, this crazy mofo decided that it would be a good idea to go swimming with polar bears at the Berlin Zoo during feeding time. I mean WTF, this is like Anne Heche crazy, you know this bitch probably watched those old school Coca-Cola commercials one too many times, and thought that polar bears were nice fuzzy animals that would shower her with kisses. Clearly she needs to watch The Golden Compass...
Sort by Life On the Wicked Stage: Act 2 (Free subscription) - 04/13/2009
Call it stupidity, call it idiocy, call it just desserts. A woman decided to scale several barriers and jump into the water of a polar bear enclosure at the Berlin Zoo during feeding time. She was bitten several times before...
Sort by Kansas City with the Russian Accent (Free subscription) - 04/13/2009
Who can forget this video of women wreaking havoc on our roads: There was always a faint hope among the male drivers that the women can eventually overcome this unfortunate handicap. Sadly, some of us are finally giving up. Our awesome tipster on all things Korean brings us this piece of news: The city of Iksan in [...]
Sort by kae's bloodnut blog (Free subscription) - 04/12/2009
The cute, cuddly bears, particularly Knut, are not . Zoo keepers saved the life of a German woman who jumped into a polar bear enclosure at Berlin Zoo by pushing away of one of the animals when it attacked her.
Sort by come back to what you know (Free subscription) - 04/12/2009
Polar bears are the world's largest land carnivore. Males can be up to 3 metres long. The largest male ever record weighed a metric tonne! So I think now all understand... going head to head with a polar bear is a bad idea. Nobody surely would be as stupid as to jump into a polar bear enclosure, even if it did contain the world famous Knut ? Yes. Someone really was that stupid . This blogger works...
Sort by Moonlight Investigation (Free subscription) - 04/12/2009
Polar bears are the world's largest land carnivore. Males can be up to 3 metres long. The largest male ever record weighed a metric tonne! So I think now all understand... going head to head with a polar bear is a bad idea. Nobody surely would be as stupid as to jump into a polar bear enclosure, even if it did contain the world famous Knut ? Yes. Someone really was that stupid . Funnier attack here...
Sort by Michael Madison (Free subscription) - 04/12/2009
This has nothing to do with film stuff. I just thought this was crazy. I found it on the Dlisted website. From the DLISTED site: At the Berlin Zoo yesterday, a crazy lady decided to take off her shoes and pay Knut a little visit! It was polite of her to take off her shoes before entering... The 32-year-old loontardian, who was visiting the zoo with her husband and baby, broke into the polar bear enclosure...
