Sort by Patterico's Pontifications (Free subscription) - 05/01/2009 - YouTube
Congressman reads longest list of sex acts on House floorhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/29/talking-dirty-congressman_n_193161.htmlBy David Edwa...
Sort by Patterico's Pontifications (Free subscription) - 05/01/2009
[Posted by Karl] Now we know what is not covered by pending hate crimes legislation, assuming the amendment is adopted. Thanks for clearing that up, formerly impeached judge. And yes, there is a moment when Rep. Hastings almost breaks into a number from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. –Karl
Sort by Villainous Company (Free subscription) - 05/06/2009
"In this state we have over 2300 felonies. Eleven of them involving oysters". Well I don't know about you, sir, but I can imagine some pretty heinous crimes involving bivalves: Alcee Hastings isn't a sex ed teacher, he's a U.S. congressman. But earlier this week he taught his colleagues in the House -- and online viewers across the country -- a few new sex terms. Hastings, D-Miramar, was speaking...
Sort by Kissing Suzy Kolber (Free subscription) - 04/30/2009
The first hastily made Cleveland tourism ad, like the city it was promoting, was an utter disaster. According to the YouTube page, “So The Cleveland Board of Tourism was not happy with the first video that I turned in. In fact, they said that upon viewing it, three of the board members moved away.” But [...]
Sort by Feed Your ADHD (Free subscription) - 05/04/2009
Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-FL) discusses "sexual orientation" and a long list of what's NOT covered by this pending bill, including a slew of loony terms I'm pretty sure most friggin' people have never even heard, in yet another arrogant display of nothing more than truly wasting your money in the felonious enterprise of "remaking" America. I can't wait for the hate "thoughts" legislation to come down...
Sort by American Pundit (Free subscription) - 05/02/2009
Wow; just wow. Remembering that Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-FL) was a federal judge until he was impeached for corruption and perjury makes this all the more humorous. Most open, honest, and ethical Congress evuh. Via HAH.
Sort by DCist (Free subscription) - 04/30/2009
With a hat tip to Huffington Post's Ryan Grim , it seems that Rep. Alcee Hastings (D-Fla.) got up to speak on the House floor yesterday about an amendment to the hate crimes bill, and ended reading off a very, very long list of peculiar sex acts. "I apologize to our transcriber," he said, "but I want to put into the record what we have to put up with in the Rules Committee." Among the deviant sexual...
Sort by The DCeiver (Free subscription) - 05/01/2009
Ryan Grim posted this video classic of Representative Alcee Hastings straight up reading a long list of awesome, multisyllabic perversions into the Congressional Record, for freedom. DCist's cut , which I've posted below, comes in at 3:17, and I naturally wondered what tune would make perfect underscoring for this clip. My iTunes had many suggestions. The better ones included: The Lovely Sparrows,...
