Robo-Geisha Invade Theaters With Chainsaws, Butt Blades and Fried Shrimp [Nsfw]
Sort by Gizmodo (Free subscription) - 07/02/2009 - YouTube
Trailer for Noboru Iguchi's 'Robogeisha' Cinema Suicide
Sort by Gizmodo (Free subscription) - 07/02/2009 - YouTube
Sort by Gizmodo (Free subscription) - 07/02/2009
If fembots were viciously cultured Japanese escorts instead of just ditsy blondes, Austin Powers would not have lived to make The Love Guru . ( Tagged NSFW for crude violence and PG13 T&A ) This preview for Robo Geisha captures a world in which geisha are robotic assassins, super villains shoot rockets from wheelchairs, giant robots make buildings bleed and assassins sometimes sustain inconvenient...
Sort by Boing Boing (Free subscription) - 07/02/2009
Direct link to video. There is no part of this trailer that is not made of awesome. A robot geisha transforms into a tank. Two robot geishas (I guess) spew poison milk (don't ask) out of their titties at an opponent. A girl gets stabbed to death in the butt with a giant sword. Robot girls make giant swords pop out of their butts, presumably with which to stab other people in their butts. "Bust Machine...
Sort by CrunchGear (Free subscription) - 07/02/2009
First, let me say the movie "Robo-geisha" is for real (see the imdb entry ). Second, I rarely use the word "weird" when I blog about Japanese stuff, but the trailer for this film is weird (and thankfully in English). And third, the trailer is NSFW and definitely not suitable for children.
Sort by /Film (Free subscription) - 07/02/2009
So, this trailer for RoboGeisha is NFSW, upper-level ridiculous, and almost necessitates a /Film After Dark sister-site. We should tell you now that it features fake skyscraper blood, pervy voiceover, and entertaining death by: tempura shrimp, "futuristic" lactating, and bootie swords. And lots of tawdry geisha action with carnage on top. Due for international release this fall, the film is the exploitative...
Sort by Destructoid (Free subscription) - 07/11/2009
Weekend Destructainment is a collection of funny videos brought together from all across the Internet to bring you entertainment on these slow and boring weekends. Real life Golden Axe , burlesques, post-it notes, cross-dressing and more await you in this edition of Weekend Destructainment. After the break, it's Super Sonic Racing time. Then it's the ad for GiantBomb's new iPhone app. Next up is a...
Sort by FirstShowing.net (Free subscription) - 07/06/2009
Geisha Missile... Geisha Dance... Geisha Army! We're a bit late on getting this up, because it did hit earlier in the week, but I thought it'd still be worthwhile to feature the RoboGeisha trailer on a lazy Sunday like this. RoboGeisha is the latest collaboration between director Noboru Iguchi (Machine Girl) and special effects maestro Yoshihiro Nishimura (Tokyo Gore Police) that features everything...
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Here's a bloodier Japanese version of the fantasy played out in the Light Saber Catfight post below. Apparently, this is a real movie. (via Geeks Are Sexy)...
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Warning: Slightly NSFW. Contains blood and gore. Fried shrimp FTW! Related posts:New ‘300′ Fully Uncut TrailerWTF Monday: A Chair Designed for your GenitalsMAC vs. PC Musical Features Epic Fight, Gore, and Love Story Related posts: New ‘300′ Fully Uncut Trailer WTF Monday: A Chair Designed for your Genitals MAC vs. PC Musical Features Epic Fight, Gore, and Love Story
Sort by SF Signal (Free subscription) - 07/23/2009
We've got plenty of trailers for you, so let's get started! 9 We have two bits of 9 goodness for you. First, the international trailer: This movie just looks incredible. Here's a clip from the movie featuring the Stitchpunk Beings being attacked by "The Winged Beast." Planet 51 This Thanksgiving, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is...an alien! Looks a bit too kiddy for me, although the alien 'dog' looking...
Sort by Pajiba (Free subscription) - 07/06/2009
It's way to soon in the week to be rolling out this number, a movie about a geisha. But not just any geisha. Sure, she's pretty; she's wild; and she dances, but she also has a sword that shoots out...
Sort by dannychoo.com (Free subscription) - 07/01/2009
The Sci-fi film of the century that you have been waiting for - Robo Geisha . From the makers of The Machine Girl . Geisha Missile! Geisha Chainsaw! Geisha Transform! Fried Shrimp! Tengu Milk! Hijacked from Vincent . Akihabara News - Gadgetry from Japan ( Subscribe ) Japan Probe - Japan news and entertainment ( Subscribe ) Kirainet.com - A geek in Japan ( Subscribe ) View the full sized images/comments...
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Movie Trailer of the Day: Imagine everything you’ve ever wanted in a movie. Now tell your imagination to go dry hump a promise ring because it couldn’t possibly conceive of the overwhelming awesomeness that is Noboru Iguchi ’s RoboGeisha . (NSFW, unless you work at the Tengu Milk and Anal Sword Penetration Emporium on 3rd and Trident.) [ via .]
Sort by Mari - diary (Free subscription) - 07/02/2009
orz..................... . Tokyo Metro manner poster change into July version since yesterday. It is this, we have sale in July, it is good to buy something in this month. This is "my favorite potato snack ranking" in Japan.Like I picked...
Sort by putative.com (Free subscription) - 07/04/2009
And to think I was excited about Bruno. Now *this* goes to the top of my must-see list. NSFW-ish if, uh, your HR has a problem with blood spraying out of a butt (among other things):
Sort by Delicious Ghost (Free subscription) - 07/01/2009
Man, remember Tokyo Gore Police? That shit was awesome. Well, the special effects guy on that movie teamed up with the visual effects guy from Machine Girl, to create the best movie of this young millennium. FRIED SHRIMP. [Via Buzzfeed]